Lately I've caught myself thinking things I never would have imagined:
- "I smell poo (visual check in diaper- nothing), guess I'll have to stick my finger in!" (REALLY? As if it's SO much harder to take the diaper off even if it's clean and dry?)
- "Hey, that guy just craned his neck driving past me to check me out! I still got it! If only he knew that I forgot deodorant today... and I have a 24-hour old dirty diaper in my purse that I forgot to remove... and I have a baby in the backseat...."
- "Hazel's fussy, but I don't want to let her into the kitchen. I KNOW, I'll just throw this empty cereal box over the baby gate to distract her for a bit."