I, Jake get to post today. This is really Julie's blog but there are times when special events call for special measures.
As I was making dinner for Julie she was playfully kidding me as she usually does every day when she comes home. At some point I cursed back at her and as she reached into the refrigerator she said, "No. You are a homo." I looked at her in amused puzzlement and was wondering why in the world she pulled that one from thin air. She popped up and produced the carton as she quickly said, "A homo. Cause you bought homo milk."
Enough said. I love my wife.